Sorry about last night but Madison was throwing a FIT and she had to go outside like RIGHT NOW and she wanted to make sure that everyone in the building – and everyone in CHICAGO, for that matter – knows that Kimberley O’Brien is a bad, abusive doggie mommy, LOL!!!!!
So like I was saying Kevin and Miranda and I were at Disney world and I turned to Kevin and I was like you know what, Kevin I am SOOOO glad I never had kids because I would have had to take them here like every summer and the LINES ARE SO long and it’s SOOO hot and I think that’s a case of parent abuse! I’m serious! Everywhere we went there were screaming kids in princess costumes and sad, tired looking parents following them around and waiting in lines. And they were ALL throwing tantrums! ALL OF THEM!!! It was SO insane!
We decided that we were all going to go on Space Mountain. I’ve heard that ride is SO fun but I’ve also heard that it’s like really scary and that people try to kill themselves on it and do all kinds of stupid things so I was kind of scared, too – but then I didn’t want Kevin to think I was scared. After all, what would he think if the Chicago divorce lawsuit queen was scared of a silly ride at a theme park, RIGHT?
So we got in line and waited. And waited. And waited.
We waited for AN HOUR to get on that ride! AND IT WAS SOOOO WORTH IT OH MY GOD IT WAS SO FUN YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
It was all dark and fast and there were these great little mannequins in these adorably campy space costumes and the lights were flashing and Kevin was yelling “WOO HOOO” and even old stick in the mud “Miranda” was all, “YAY!” and we had so much fun that when the ride stopped we all ran back to the line and stood in it again for another hour just to ride on it more!
Space mountain is Kimberley O’Brien’s new favorite thing ever. I mean it. I like it better than Kevin’s Chicago chili cheese fries and I might even like it better than dancing in the park in Chicago with Madison but don’t you DARE tell her that or I’ll file a lawsuit against you, LOL!
But I’m serious. It’s really fun.